Reported in this week from the Beaver Valley crime blotter
Ronnie Axelrod, 28 of Oak Street, cited for failure to yield to tire swing.
Lisa Buckles, 50 of Crestfield Place, charged with theft of salt from city salt truck.
Adam Clark, 51 of Nugget Avenue, charged with receiving stolen salt and attempting to sell it to the city.
Joey Lemon, 21 of Brenthill Drive, apprehended and beaten to an inch of his life for all-too-convincing public impersonation of Justin Bieber.
Mittens, 4 months of Maple Drive, charged with aggravated assault and hunting squirrels on public grounds without license.
Mike Morton, 34 of Swanay Street, cited for loitering.
Mike Morton, 34 of Swanay Street, cited for littering.
Mike Morton, 34 of Swanay Street, cited for public urination
Mike Morton, 34 of Swanay Street, cited for jay walking.
Mike Morton, 34 of Swanay Street, cited for entering public morgue after hours.
Mike Morton, 34 of Swanay Street, cited for rolling gates of cemetery.
Mike Morton, 34 of Swanay Street, cited for improper removal of disposed body.
Mike Morton, 34 of Swanay Street, cited for improper use of corpse.
Mike Morton, 34 of Swanay Street, cited for failure to disclose social disease to partner.
Marla Nemeth, 29 of Apple Avenue, charged with destruction of personal property.
Evans Nemeth, 30 of Apple Avenue, cited for public display of unmanly crying.
Sheila "Thunderthighs" Pheney, 64 of Jay Avenue, charged with attempted solicitation of a miner within 100 yards of unsuspecting onlookers coming out of the mine.
Prince, 9 months of Maple Drive, charged with aggravated assault and hunting squirrels on public grounds without license.
George Trent, 18 of Clarks Boys Academy, charged with having relations with ugly prostitute within 100 yards of the miners he works with.
Wendi Lovelace, 24 of Wembledon Place, cited with possession of ultra-fine booty and nice tits. Given immediate spanking and released.
Unidentified teen, of 1010 Windsor Heights Estates, cited for text-messaging while driving.
Father Daniel Xavier, 39 of St. Lucille Church, charged with pinching nipples on statue of the Virgin Mary without a license.
Candice Wang, 45 of Jackie Chan Street, cited for cooking unlicensed dog.
Candice Wang, 45 of Jackie Chan Street, given Citation of Appreciation from BV Police Dept. for Excellence in Catering during the recent Super Bowl.
Lisa Buckles, 50 of Crestfield Place, charged with theft of salt from city salt truck.
Adam Clark, 51 of Nugget Avenue, charged with receiving stolen salt and attempting to sell it to the city.
Joey Lemon, 21 of Brenthill Drive, apprehended and beaten to an inch of his life for all-too-convincing public impersonation of Justin Bieber.
Mittens, 4 months of Maple Drive, charged with aggravated assault and hunting squirrels on public grounds without license.
Mike Morton, 34 of Swanay Street, cited for loitering.
Mike Morton, 34 of Swanay Street, cited for littering.
Mike Morton, 34 of Swanay Street, cited for public urination
Mike Morton, 34 of Swanay Street, cited for jay walking.
Mike Morton, 34 of Swanay Street, cited for entering public morgue after hours.
Mike Morton, 34 of Swanay Street, cited for rolling gates of cemetery.
Mike Morton, 34 of Swanay Street, cited for improper removal of disposed body.
Mike Morton, 34 of Swanay Street, cited for improper use of corpse.
Mike Morton, 34 of Swanay Street, cited for failure to disclose social disease to partner.
Marla Nemeth, 29 of Apple Avenue, charged with destruction of personal property.
Evans Nemeth, 30 of Apple Avenue, cited for public display of unmanly crying.
Sheila "Thunderthighs" Pheney, 64 of Jay Avenue, charged with attempted solicitation of a miner within 100 yards of unsuspecting onlookers coming out of the mine.
Prince, 9 months of Maple Drive, charged with aggravated assault and hunting squirrels on public grounds without license.
George Trent, 18 of Clarks Boys Academy, charged with having relations with ugly prostitute within 100 yards of the miners he works with.
Wendi Lovelace, 24 of Wembledon Place, cited with possession of ultra-fine booty and nice tits. Given immediate spanking and released.
Unidentified teen, of 1010 Windsor Heights Estates, cited for text-messaging while driving.
Father Daniel Xavier, 39 of St. Lucille Church, charged with pinching nipples on statue of the Virgin Mary without a license.
Candice Wang, 45 of Jackie Chan Street, cited for cooking unlicensed dog.
Candice Wang, 45 of Jackie Chan Street, given Citation of Appreciation from BV Police Dept. for Excellence in Catering during the recent Super Bowl.