Births in the region
February 1: Ashley Delores Manfred Mann Woosley, girl, 7 lbs, 2 ounces. Born to Dana and Lyle Woolsey of Beaver Valley
February 5: Packers Make Steelers Their Bitches, boy, 8 lbs, 3 ounces.. Born Stephanie and Jason Updike of Shamrock Town
February 8: Percy Horatio Francis Davis, boy 11 lbs, 1 ounce. Born to Lily and Trucker Davis of Cock Co.
February 11: Harry Tortured Soul Denzen-Berlin, girl, 6 lbs, 3 ounces. Born to Wack and Smack Denzen-Berlin of Hollywood, CA
February 11: Raven Oprah Tyra Whoopie Beyoncé Michelle Obama Smith, girl, 7 lbs, 7 ounces. Born to Cheryl and Tim Jones of Beaver Valley
February 13: Spleen Burns, boy, 19 lbs, 10 ounces. Born to Mary Ann Monks and Zock Burns of Beaver Valley
February 14: Valentine Ann Lacey, girl, 4 lbs, 5 ounces. Born to Heather and Craig Lacey of Cock Co.
February 14: Sugar Valentine Floyd, girl, 7 lbs, 2 ounces. Born to Michelle and Mike Floyd of Shamrock Town
February 14: Valentino Lee Harper, boy, 9 lbs, 1 ounce. Born to Pam and Troy Harper of Beaver Valley
February 14 Valentine Grace Love, girl, 6 lbs, 6 ounces. Born to Sherry and Todd Love of Beaver Valley
February 14: Scarlet Valentine Memory Dolgucchi, 7 lbs, 3 ounces. Born to Lolita Hatfield and Michael Corleone Gatto Dolgucchi of Beaver Valley
February 5: Packers Make Steelers Their Bitches, boy, 8 lbs, 3 ounces.. Born Stephanie and Jason Updike of Shamrock Town
February 8: Percy Horatio Francis Davis, boy 11 lbs, 1 ounce. Born to Lily and Trucker Davis of Cock Co.
February 11: Harry Tortured Soul Denzen-Berlin, girl, 6 lbs, 3 ounces. Born to Wack and Smack Denzen-Berlin of Hollywood, CA
February 11: Raven Oprah Tyra Whoopie Beyoncé Michelle Obama Smith, girl, 7 lbs, 7 ounces. Born to Cheryl and Tim Jones of Beaver Valley
February 13: Spleen Burns, boy, 19 lbs, 10 ounces. Born to Mary Ann Monks and Zock Burns of Beaver Valley
February 14: Valentine Ann Lacey, girl, 4 lbs, 5 ounces. Born to Heather and Craig Lacey of Cock Co.
February 14: Sugar Valentine Floyd, girl, 7 lbs, 2 ounces. Born to Michelle and Mike Floyd of Shamrock Town
February 14: Valentino Lee Harper, boy, 9 lbs, 1 ounce. Born to Pam and Troy Harper of Beaver Valley
February 14 Valentine Grace Love, girl, 6 lbs, 6 ounces. Born to Sherry and Todd Love of Beaver Valley
February 14: Scarlet Valentine Memory Dolgucchi, 7 lbs, 3 ounces. Born to Lolita Hatfield and Michael Corleone Gatto Dolgucchi of Beaver Valley
Engagements
Zock Burns and Mary Ann Monks, Beaver Valley
Fred Ziffle and George Castanza, Cock Co.
Mike Morton of Beaver Valley and undisclosed female partner
Dick Burns and Heather Schwartz of Beaver Valley
Weddings
Dolgucchi and Hatfield
Michael Corleone Gatto Dolgucchi, 40, and Lolita Hatfield, 15, exchanged holy marriage vows Monday.
Dolgucchi is proprietor of Dolgucchi Imports, a local business. Hatfield is a student of St. Anne's School for Girls.
The ceremony was held at St. Anne's Church. The bride was given away by her brother-cousin, Mac Hatfield. Best man for the groom was Leo Cannelli and Sara McCoy served as maid-of-honor. The wedding banquet was held at Hatfield's Fried Chicken & Moonshine Palace. The couple will be honeymooning in Tuscany until March 20th.
Dolgucchi is proprietor of Dolgucchi Imports, a local business. Hatfield is a student of St. Anne's School for Girls.
The ceremony was held at St. Anne's Church. The bride was given away by her brother-cousin, Mac Hatfield. Best man for the groom was Leo Cannelli and Sara McCoy served as maid-of-honor. The wedding banquet was held at Hatfield's Fried Chicken & Moonshine Palace. The couple will be honeymooning in Tuscany until March 20th.
Goldstein and Hitler
Daniel Goldstein, 25, and Helga Hussein Hitler, 23, exchanged holy vows on Monday in the company of close friends.
Goldstein is a record producer at locally owned Smitten Studios. Hitler is a physical therapist at Eastview Childrens Hospital. Both are active members of PETA and several charities.
The ceremony was held at 3:00 PM at Jim Morrison Memorial Park in Beaver Valley. Hitler was attended by friends Monica Shore, Natalie Burgess and Nina Crenshaw. The groom was accompanied by his best friend, Ali Momar Usama Palali. The ceremony was conducted by Pastor Al Campbell and blessed by Chief Moon Hawk of the Eastern Band of the Cherokee. Goldstein was helped out by Moon Hawk, who removed his mother, who had had a death grip on her son's trousers as soon as he began walking toward his awaiting bride-to-be. Moon Hawk was further aided by other guests who restrained Mrs. Goldstein until the conclusion of the ceremony.
The couple plan to honeymoon at Dollywood, USA. On their return home they intend to open and run a charity toy store for needy children.
Goldstein is a record producer at locally owned Smitten Studios. Hitler is a physical therapist at Eastview Childrens Hospital. Both are active members of PETA and several charities.
The ceremony was held at 3:00 PM at Jim Morrison Memorial Park in Beaver Valley. Hitler was attended by friends Monica Shore, Natalie Burgess and Nina Crenshaw. The groom was accompanied by his best friend, Ali Momar Usama Palali. The ceremony was conducted by Pastor Al Campbell and blessed by Chief Moon Hawk of the Eastern Band of the Cherokee. Goldstein was helped out by Moon Hawk, who removed his mother, who had had a death grip on her son's trousers as soon as he began walking toward his awaiting bride-to-be. Moon Hawk was further aided by other guests who restrained Mrs. Goldstein until the conclusion of the ceremony.
The couple plan to honeymoon at Dollywood, USA. On their return home they intend to open and run a charity toy store for needy children.
Dawson and Mahoney
Eugenia Dawson and Justin Mahoney exchanged vows yesterday at Cedar Banks Casino & Wedding Chapel in Cock Co.
Dawson, 61, is owner of the Dawson & Family Diamond Exchange. Mahoney, 22, is a singer with the hip-hop group, White Fuzz Cum'n. Giving the bride away was Manny Lopez, a worker in the Casino kitchen. On hand as best man was record-spinner Blue Braces. Performing the ceremony was Ernie Dixon, pastor of the Cedar Banks Casino Drive-by Sermons and Maria Lopez of the Discount Laundry Service stood by as witness.
The couple is currently honeymooning at The Hilton in Cock Co. They plan to return to Beaver Valley where they will reside at the Dawson family estate.
Dawson, 61, is owner of the Dawson & Family Diamond Exchange. Mahoney, 22, is a singer with the hip-hop group, White Fuzz Cum'n. Giving the bride away was Manny Lopez, a worker in the Casino kitchen. On hand as best man was record-spinner Blue Braces. Performing the ceremony was Ernie Dixon, pastor of the Cedar Banks Casino Drive-by Sermons and Maria Lopez of the Discount Laundry Service stood by as witness.
The couple is currently honeymooning at The Hilton in Cock Co. They plan to return to Beaver Valley where they will reside at the Dawson family estate.